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IMPONDERABLES Archaeologist: someone whose career lies in ruins. The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action. It matters not whether you win or lose: what matters is whether I win or lose. If you can’t convince them, confuse them. Progress is made by lazy people looking for an easier way to do things. I don’t have a solution, but I do admire the problem. People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet. Sometimes the best helping hand you can give is a good, firm push. Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster with more energy!

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